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This page contains all data pertaining to Vaike's supports in Fire Emblem Awakening.

Avatar (M)

C Support

Avatar: ...Vaike? What are you up to out here?

Vaike: Eh? Me? Up to? Nothin'! Har har! Yessir, just a whooole lot of nothin'. Oh, lookie there! Pretty flowers! I sure do love me a pretty flower, don't you? Yep! Love 'em. All of 'em! ...Say what's your favorite flower, Avatar?

Avatar: ...Okay, now I KNOW you're up to something.

Vaike: Har har! Nope, not me! Just lookin' at all them pretty flowers is all. Nice, ain't they?

Avatar: Liar. You're trying to see who's bathing in the spring over there.

Vaike: S-spring? There's a spring? Why, I had NO idea!

Avatar: Don't play dumb with me, Vaike! Now stop leering and get back to camp.

Vaike: Aw, come on now! You're a man! You know how it is! Don't you ever—

Avatar: No. I don't. ...Thank the gods.

Vaike: Right little goody two-shoes, ain't ya? Interrupting my fun just when... Oh, fine. Guess I'm done lookin' at the flowers. But don't think you can keep me— Huh? What's that?

Avatar: That's Sully's horse isn't it? Gods, but it's a fierce-looking brute. Do you see how it's glaring at us? It's almost as if it thinks...

Vaike: IT'S GONNA CHARGE! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!

Avatar: B-but I didn't do anything! Gyaaaaaa!

B Support

Vaike: Har! It's the Vaike's luck day! Sully's horse is dozin' away, and that meddling little—

Avatar: Meddling little...what?

Vaike: Blast! You again? Er, I mean... Oh, look! A four-leaf clover! Lucky me!

Avatar: For that lie to work, you actually need to have a four-leaf clover. You were spying on bathing women again, weren't you?! Don't deny it!

Vaike: I DO deny it! ...Besides, what are YOU doing skulkin' around the bushes?

Avatar: I was collecting elderberries. For tea. Not that it's any concern of yours! Now keep your voice down! You might wake up Sully's devil steed.

Vaike: What do you care if it wakes? I'm the one he's got it in for.

Avatar: Not anymore, thanks to you! Ever since that time I caught you snooping, the beast has made me its sworn enemy. if I get within half a league, it's after me like a hound from hell!

Vaike: Har har! So the beast has the evil eye for Lord Goody Two-Shoes himself? There's a word for that... What is it... Tip of my tongue... Oh, I know! ...IRONIC! HAR HAR!

Avatar: Frankly, being tarred with the same brush as you is punishment enough. In any case, neither of us want to be here if that horse wakes up. Come on, let's get back to camp.

Vaike: ...Curses, I truly though today was going to the Vaike's lucky... Wait. That evil horse—it's gone!

Avatar: V-Vaike... D-don't turn around... It's right...behind you...

Vaike: It's...b-behind me? ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! RUUUUUUUN! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Avatar: WHY MEEEEEEEEE?!

A Support

Avatar: Hey, Vaike. Why the long face?

Vaike: ...Oh. Hello, Avatar. So, uh...I've been thinkin'. The Vaike's caused ya a lot of grief. I feel bad about it.

Avatar: It's not like you to be so introspective. Why does it worry me...

Vaike: Well, I was having a bath—you know, down by the spring—and well... These ladies appeared outta nowhere and started pointin' and laughin' a poor Teach! I was stark naked, with my clothes hung up on the far side of the creek! I reckon the were gettin' revenge for those times I...accidentally spied on 'em.

Avatar: Huh.

Vaike: And that blasted horse was there, grinnin' like a rabid crocodile! It was humiliatin'!

Avatar: Well, that does sound unpleasant. Even if you only have yourself to blame. One might even call it... Oh what's the word? Ah, yes: ironic! In any case, can we please assume that you've finally learned your lesson?

Vaike: Yeah, now that I know what it's like to be the victim, the Vaike's spyin' days are over.

Avatar: Good. I think when you look back on this later, you'll be glad it happened.but, come. No use moping about what's done. The Shepherds need their Teach. They need his passion and his willingness to take on anything or anyone, damn the odds!

Vaike: Har har. Now that's the truth! ...You're all right, Avatar. A good friend through and through.

Avatar: You...consider me a friend?

Vaike: Darn right! You're in the Vaike circle of trust. Not many folk earn that privilege! ...But now that we're friends and all, that means we can ask each other favors.

Avatar: Favors? Well, I suppose if there's something—

Vaike: I've given up spying, but I owe those girls a good scare! No one makes a mockery of Teach and gets away with it! So put your thinkin' cap on and brew up come kinda revenge scheme, okay? Maybe some way to dump puddin' on their heads or somethin'.

Avatar: Pudding, Vaike? Honestly?

Avatar (F)

C Support

Avatar: ...Vaike? What are you up to out here?

Vaike: Eh? Me? Up to? Nothin'! Har har! Yessir, just a whooole lot of nothin'. Oh, lookie there! Pretty flowers! I sure do love me a pretty flower, don't you? Yep! Love 'em. All of 'em! ...Say what's your favorite flower, Avatar?

Avatar: ...Okay, now I KNOW you're up to something.

Vaike: Har har! Nope, not me! Just lookin' at all them pretty flowers is all. Nice, ain't they?

Avatar: Liar. You're trying to see who's bathing in the spring over there.

Vaike: S-spring? There's a spring? Why, I had NO idea!

Avatar: Don't play dumb with me, Vaike! Now stop leering and get back to camp.

Vaike: Aw, come on! You don't understand! You ain't a man! Sometimes a man's just gotta...see what can be seen, ya know?

Avatar: No. I don't. ...Thank the gods.

Vaike: Right little goody two-shoes, ain't ya? Interrupting my fun just when... Oh, fine. Guess I'm done lookin' at flowers. But don't think you can keep me-Huh? What's that?

Avatar: That's Sully's horse isn't it? Gods, but it's a fierce-looking brute. Do you see how it's glaring at us? It's almost as if it thinks...

Vaike: IT'S GONNA CHARGE! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE!

Avatar: B-but I didn't do anything! Gyaaaaaa!

B Support

Vaike: Har! It's the Vaike's lucky day! Sully's horse is dozin' away, and that meddling little-

Avatar: Meddling little...what?

Vaike: Blast! You again? Er, I mean... Oh, look! A four-leaf clover! Lucky me!

Avatar: For that lie to work, you actually need to have a four-leaf clover. You were spying on bathing women again, weren't you?! Don't deny it!

Vaike: I DO deny it! ...Besides, what are YOU doing skulkin' around the bushes?

Avatar: I was helping my friends bathe in peace without some scoundrel leering at them! Now keep your voice down! You might wake up Sully's devil steed.

Vaike: What do you care if it wakes? I'm the one he's got it in for.

Avatar: Not anymore, thanks to you! Ever since that time I caught you snooping, that beast has made me its sworn enemy. If I get within half a league, it's after me like a hound from hell!

Vaike: Har har! So the beast has the evil eye for Madam Goody Two-Shoes herself? There's a word for that... What is it... Tip of my tongue... Oh, I know! ...IRONIC! HAR HAR!

Avatar: Frankly, being tarred with the same brush as you is punishment enough. In any case, neither of us want to be here if that horse wakes up. Come on, let's get back to camp.

Vaike: ...Curses, I truly thought today was going to be the Vaike's lucky... Wait. That evil horse-it's gone!

Avatar: V-Vaike... D-don't turn around... It's right...behind you...

Vaike: It's...b-behind me? ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! RUUUUUUUN! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Avatar: WHY MEEEEEEEEE?!

A Support

Avatar: Hey, Vaike. Why the long face?

Vaike: ...Oh. Hello, Avatar. So, uh...I've been thinkin'. The Vaike's caused ya a lot of grief. I feel bad about it.

Avatar: It's not like you to be so introspective. Why does it worry me...

Vaike: Well, I was having a bath-you know, down by the spring-and well... These ladies appeared outta nowhere and started pointin' and laughin' at poor Teach! I was stark naked, with my clothes hung up on the far side of the creek! I reckon they were gettin' revenge for those times I...accidentally spied on 'em.

Avatar: Huh.

Vaike: And that blasted horse was there, grinnin' like a rabid crocodile! It was humiliatin'!

Avatar: Well, that does sound unpleasant. Even if you only have yourself to blame. One might even call it... Oh, what's the word? Ah, yes: ironic! In any case, can we please assume that you've finally learned your lesson?

Vaike: Yeah, now that I know what it's like to be the victim, the Vaike's spyin' days are over.

Avatar: Good. I think when you look back on this later, you'll be glad it happened. But, come. No use moping about what's done. The Shepherds need their Teach. They need his passion and his willingness to take on anything or anyone, damn the odds!

Vaike: Har har. Now that's the truth! ...You're all right, Avatar. A good friend through and through.

Avatar: You...consider me a friend?

Vaike: Darn right! You're in the Vaike circle of trust. Not many folk earn that privilege! ...But now that we're friends and all, that means we can ask each other favors.

Avatar: Favors? Well, I suppose if there's something-

Vaike: I've given up spying, but I owe those girls a good scare! No one makes a mockery of Teach and gets away with it! So put your thinkin' cap on and brew up some kinda revenge scheme, okay? Maybe some way to dump puddin' on their heads or somethin'.

Avatar: Pudding, Vaike? Honestly?

S Support

Vaike: Aw, snakebellies! Where could it have gotten to? If I don't find it soon...

Avatar: What's all the fuss about, Vaike? Have you lost something?

Vaike: WAH! Avatar! Why're ya always sneakin' up on me like that?! Um, yeah, I lost somethin'. It's a pouch of, uh, herbs! ...Yeah, that's it.

Avatar: ...Okay, now tell me what you REALLY lost, and perhaps I can help.

Vaike: It's, er... Well, how do I put it? It's a round thing with a hole in the middle. All glittery.

Avatar: Hm. Any other identifying characterist... Vaike? What is it? You've gone deathly pale!

Vaike: D-don't look now... B-b-b-behind you...

Avatar: Behind ME? You don't mean... AAAAAAAAARRRGH! IT'S THE HORSE! THE EQUINE FROM HELL! SAVE US! SAVE US ALL FROM ITS... ...Huh? He's not charging. He's not even mad. He's...nuzzling me. Wait, he has something in his mouth!

Vaike: Hey, that's...

Avatar: A ring. A beautiful, glittery ring... This is what you were looking for, isn't it?

Vaike: Er, yeah.

Avatar: Well, isn't this lucky? You found your ring. Is it new? I don't remember ever seeing you wear it. Or maybe...it's meant for someone else? Someone...special to you...

Vaike: Well, er...it's actually for you.

Avatar: ...Me?

Vaike: Yep.

Avatar: Gracious!

Vaike: It's just... I got to thinkin' how enjoyable it's been hangin' around with you. Stumblin' around in the bushes, fleein' that devil horse, all the witty banter... The Vaike ain't had that much fun since I was an anklebiter back home! So I said to myself, "Vaike, you should marry this girl before she gets snapped up!"

Avatar: I...don't know what to say, Vaike. I'm overwhelmed... When I first saw the ring and thought you had a special someone... Well, my heart leapt into my throat. ...Because I've grown quite fond of you. I can't tell you how thrilled I am that this ring is meant for me!

Vaike: So you'll say yes? You'll marry me?! YIPPEEEEEE! Dash it, Avatar, I'll have to give that horse a big, slobbery kiss of gratitude!

Avatar: Heh, shouldn't I get one, too? ...Preferably BEFORE the horse!

Vaike (Confession): This has gotta be the first time I've ever rated someone ELSE first! Is this love? The Vaike is stunned.

Chrom

C Support

Chrom: All right, everyone! Let's pair off and try some one-on-one sparring.

Vaike: Oh-hoh! You ready to take on Teach, Chrom?

Chrom: Vaike, maybe we should find new partners. Just to keep things fresh.

Vaike: Pshaw! We're rivals. We have to fight! Ya can't turn your back on fate! ...Plus, I was really close to beatin' ya last time. Really, REALLY close.

Chrom: Er, right. If you say so. But still, I think we should-

Vaike: No, it's fine. I know what you're doing. You're trying to psyche me out!

Chrom: Oh, come on! If we don't mix it up, we'll never keep ourselves sharp.

Vaike: ...Oh, I see. Not enough suspense for ya, is that it? Then let's spice it up with a little wager! Everything we own-winner takes all!

Chrom: ...Vaike? We're training for war. I can't very well gamble with the royal treasury.

Vaike: Fine, fine! No gold. But how about this... The loser has to sneak up behind Frederick and pull down his pantaloons!

Chrom: ...Are you mad? Frederick would chop you up like firewood! And then make a fire!

Vaike: What's this now? Is someone... chicken? Ba-KAWK bawk bawk bawk bawk-

Chrom: Oh, ALL RIGHT! I'll spar with you! ...Just stop that ridiculous clucking.

Vaike: Har har! Yes! Now Chrom's got a full head of steam! Show ol' Teach what ya got!

B Support

Vaike: It's fightin' time, Chrom!

Chrom: Very well. But on one condition...

Vaike: Condition? It's not like you to ask for a handicap...

Chrom: Nothing of the sort, Vaike. It's just that... Well, Lissa was pretty upset after our last duel. Poor girl was crying her eyes out. She said we were taking our sparring much too seriously. She made me promise to go easy and fight safe so neither of us gets hurt.

Vaike: Har har har! Yeah, that last clash was a real doozy. Good times, good times... But, uh, listen, Chrom. You're gonna have to explain this "fight safe" concept to me.

Chrom: I've been pondering that myself. Perhaps we could decide the winner... with a coin flip?

Vaike: Good gods, no! I don't want lady luck pickin' the winner. Not between us, anyway. ...Hey, I got it! What say you and me have a good old-fashioned cooking contest?! You make something, I make something, and we'll see who comes out on top.

Chrom: Er, well, I suppose... Though I was seldom allowed in the castle kitchens growing up...

Vaike: Ah, you're right. Cookin' against royalty'd be like spearin' fish in a barrel. If I can't beat ya with honor, I got no interest in beatin' ya.

Chrom: Hold on now! ...I didn't say no. I've roasted my share of campfire boar and have heard no complaints...

Vaike: Har har! Then a cook-off it is! Get ready to taste my victory!

A Support

Chrom: Ready for another duel, Vaike?

Vaike: Naw. I'm bored with beating ya. We should fight other people.

Chrom: Wait. When exactly did you beat me?

Vaike: Hel-LO?! Remember the cookin' contest? Ol' Teach won that fair and square!

Chrom: How do you figure? When you ate my dish, you fell backward off the chair and passed out. That made me the winner by knockout! ...Or are you denying you collapsed?

Vaike: Kn-knockout?! You almost killed me with that slop you called goulash! I spent a week scrubbing the taste off my tongue! ...Look! Itsh shtill hurthz!

Chrom: You didn't say we had to make the BEST dish. You just said it was a cooking contest.

Vaike: B-but the whole point of a cooking contest is... Aw, forget it! Good gods, you really do hate losing, don't you?

Chrom: And you don't?

Vaike: ...Har har, yeah, I suppose you're right. We're birds of a feather, you and me. We love to compete. ...AND to win!

Chrom: Well then? Are you ready for your fellow bird to knock you out of the sky?

Vaike: Har! Bring it on, little man!

Lissa

C Support

Vaike: Ogre's teeth! Where in blue blazes has Chrom gone to?! ...Say, Lissa! You ain't seen that brother or yours skulkin' around, have ya?

Lissa: If I had, I wouldn't tell YOU.

Vaike: Oh, come on! It's nothin' serious! Why ya gotta take his side all the time?

Lissa: Because he's my brother and I know you just want to hit him with something! Gods, you're like children, the both of you.

Vaike: I could try explainin' it, but ya wouldn't understand. It's a warrior thing.

Lissa: More like an idiot thing. You know, there ARE other ways to communicate! Besides bopping each other on the head with blunt axes, I mean.

Vaike: Look, Lissa. The Vaike doesn't hate your bro. Heck, I like him! Most of the time... But we've gotta fight! Fate made us rivals, and who are we to deny fate?

Lissa: Oh now, that is just absurd. So why, exactly, are you "rivals"?

Vaike: Huh? Well, you know. ...Stuff.

Lissa: No, I don't know! I think you have a grudge against Chrom, and that's all there is to it!

Vaike: A grudge? No way! I RESPECT the man! He's the greatest warrior in the realm! But if you wanna be the very best, ya gotta beat the very best...

Lissa: Ah-ha!

Vaike: ...B-but don't go tellin' him I said that! If he knew I was praisin' him, I'd never hear the end of it every time we squared off!

Lissa: Tee hee, don't worry, Teach. I'll keep your little secret.

B Support

Lissa: Vaike? I asked Chrom about you, and do you know what he said? He said you're a great warrior and he's learning a lot from your duels.

Vaike: Bah! He's just trying to soften up ol' Teach.

Lissa: Er, but didn't you say pretty much the same thing about him the other day?

Vaike: Keep your voice down! I told ya, that's between you and me.

Lissa: Riiiight. How silly of me.

Vaike: Did ya know that Chrom once put on a disguise and came to my little town? Never let on 'bout who he was, even when my axe took a... dislikin' to him. I used to think royals were nothin' but puffed-up blowhards. Stick a pin in their silk-covered hides and whoosh! ...All the air runs out of 'em. But that brother of yours... He changed my mind.

Lissa: People are always reminding Chrom he's royalty. ...He tends to forget.

Vaike: I've dealt with a lot of fool ignorance since I joined the Shepherds. People are always askin' who I think I am, a commoner lording it up with princes. I've had it from lowborn and highborn alike. ...But never Chrom. It's like he doesn't care where I'm from, so long as I handle myself in a fight.

Lissa: Vaike, behind all the bluster, I think you may love Chrom more than any of us.

Vaike: Hey, don't go puttin' words in my mouth! And not a word of this to Chrom, either! ...'Specially that lovey-dovey part.

Lissa: My, so many secrets we're sharing these days, tee hee...

Vaike: One of these days, the Vaike needs to learn to keep his big yap shut.

Lissa: Oh, don't be silly. I'm actually tickled you trust me. Just promise you'll try to get along with my brother, all right?

Vaike: All right. ...But AFTER I beat him!

A Support

Lissa: *Slurp chomp* So then Chrom, he... *chomp, chomp* *snort* So he said...

Vaike: Look, either you should eat or you should talk. ...Actually, just eat, would you?

Lissa: Okay, I'll... *chomp, chomp* *slurp*

Vaike: You really think that brother of yours is the bee's knees, don't you?

Lissa: *Schnorf slurp* Look who's talking! *Crunch* *chomp*

Vaike: Cripes, why did I ever buy you that blasted mince pie in the first place...

Lissa: Blackmail, remember? You know I'm terrible at keeping secrets when I'm hungry.

Vaike: This is a fool bit of business, and no denyin'... Still, the more I hear your stories about Chrom, the more I admire him.

Lissa: I'm SO proud of him... He's done so much for our people... and for me. I feel like anything I've accomplished I owe to him in one way or another.

Vaike: Aw, what are you talkin' about! You expect ol' Teach to believe that?

Lissa: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just blabbering.

Vaike: Way I see it, you got lots to be proud of. I mean 'sides your brother.

Lissa: Do you really think so?

Vaike: As sure as my name is Vaike the Mighty! Ya never back down from a challenge, and you're not all snooty like most royal folk. You're nice, and kind, and as beautiful as a goddess! Gods strike me down if it ain't the truth! You got plenty to be proud of!

Lissa: Vaike, that's... Well, thank you. Even if it was a total exaggeration.

Vaike: No japin'! You're all that and more! There's just so much good in ya.

Lissa: Goodness... W-well, I suppose I could say the same of you, couldn't I? All that talk about fighting my brother? About being rivals? I know it's all just bluster. You don't want anyone to know what a kind, considerate, and wonderful man you are!

Vaike: Aw, shucks... You're gonna make the Vaike blush...

S Support

Vaike: Hey, Lissa? Ya seen Chrom around?

Lissa: You're not looking to duel him again, are you? Because I though we-

Vaike: No, no! Not that! It's just... Well, it kinda concerns you, actually.

Lissa: Oh?

Vaike: See, I been thinkin' and... Well, I was wondering if... Aw, horsefeathers. I'm no good at this! So what I'm tryin' to say is... Would ya do me the honor of wearin' this?

Lissa: ...Is that... is that an engagement ring?!

Vaike: I had the town armorer craft it special. I know it ain't much, 'specially for a royal... But I ain't a rich man, and so this was really all I could-

Lissa: You know that if we wed. Chrom will be your brother in name, yes? That means no more talk of duels and rivals. Got it?

Vaike: Aw, nuts to that! I love ya, Lissa! I love ya so much it hurts! But Chrom and me are rivals, and it'll take more than a weddin' to change it!

Lissa: TRULY?! Gods, you are simply the most stubborn, willful... brave, and strong, and charming man I have ever known. Yes, Vaike. Yes! I accept!

Vaike: Aw, Lissa, you've made the Vaike's day! Week! Year! Lifetime!

Lissa: We should go tell my brother the good news. I'm sure he'll be surprised!

Vaike: That's why I was lookin' for him. ...Figured I should get his blessin'.

Lissa: Well, then. Shall we look together?

Vaike: Yeah, together! After you, Mrs. the Vaike!