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Rivals Collide/Conversations

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Catfight

Ranulf: So, it happens to be that I have a very rare and precious item in my possession. Which one of you thinks you deserve a gift?
Lyre: Ooo, me! Me! I want it!
Kyza: No, Captain! You should give it to me! After all, I'm your faithful servant.
Lyre: What!? No way! That stuffy know-it-all doesn't need it! Look at me! I'm so tiny and helpless, I need all the help I can get! You wouldn't want me to get hurt, would you?
Kyza: A stuffy know-it-all?! Oh, I say! How dare you, madam!? Captain Ranulf! You know that rewarding her behavior will only encourage her to act up in front of others! Have I not always followed your orders without question, both quickly and effectively?
Ranulf: All right, all right... Sheesh. You know, I personally don't really care which of you gets it.
Lyre: You hold it right there, Kyza! I think you just called me a brat!
Kyza: Pfft. I'm only stating the obvious. If you don't like it, don't act so childish.
Lyre: Hmph! You stuck-up old alley cat!
Kyza: Stuck-up!? Your mother would be ashamed at your lack of manners!
Ranulf: Argh! Stop already! I'm sorry I asked. Obviously I have to make the decision for you. All right, Kyza! This is yours. Take it.
Kyza: Oh, thank you! Thank you! You've made me the happiest person in the army, Captain! Hah!
Lyre: What!? Why!? Why did you give it to him!?
Ranulf: He's your commanding officer.
Lyre: That's not fair! He's a stuffy old bore! And I'm wearing my prettiest collar.
Kyza: Forget it, Lyre! The captain knows who slaves day and night to keep the army running smoothly!
Lyre: No, no, no! The captain's love is mine! All mine! Give it to me!
Kyza: If you want it, you'll have to take it!
Lyre: Oh, you're dead!

(Lyre and Kyza leave)

Ranulf: What is it with you two? Sigh...

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